these clouds look like they would be nice to punch

u think we can’t bully u on habitica ??

kicking ppl is fun i love little buttons

i think ppl r still just resting frm the big boy quests we’ve been doing ! i want to murder tho

fuck them kids.png

REPLYING TO: “how would you negotiate it lower?” → threaten to kill them

do they have families ? kidnapping might work

they get one treat from me and then they can go to hell

its ok i like our life of crime

IN FUCKING DANGER / MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT / WAS JUST FULL FIGHT

REPLYING TO: “i do kinda wanna see him punch a teenager”→ SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE

are u undercover

i do use a lot of knives

hehe blood blood blood

oh burned grass looks so cool

im sure explosives can be an expensive hobby

yesss wishing us all a very arson

im watching a video on hydrothemal vents so im just gnna sit her quietly

em you are so incredibly good at your job im gonna be watching your workplace which i do not know the name of like a hawk after u leave so i can see it burst into flames

i can definitely just ignore it it’s not that big a deal but why would i when i can complain at length about it instead

jesus christ you people are never satisfied

smh its always mommy milkers and never d-

i may be incapable of being normal about things i like but i can promise you i’m worse about the things i dont like

id block them but tbh keeping them around might be funny / maybe this is why my twitter followers think imm intimidating

COMPLAINING AND VIOLENCE WORKS

i also don’t do well w cheese that’s not like fresh from the shrink wrapped bag

its like 80% cheese+

cheese time

MAXWELLLLLLLLLLL :TY:

“we almost died but we can finally say i love you to each other”

kepler booba

you see, you can make him worse

they’re all just running the same little rat maze except kepler can see over the hedge a little and thinks he can figure it out / fucker

i tried to fight the lightning centaur thing today and i Did Not Go Well

(ah i understand why i need wood now / i wanna be a homeowner / i threw away my fucking axe / OH BOMBS

u think they’ll get mad at me if i fuckin bomb arrow their ass

ohhhh / i still want to murder though / i bought so many bomb arrows

okay i will say the thought of coming out of a bath and just rolling around on the carpet like a lil piglet to dry off is. well i’d do it. if i got the opportunity

nickname latest [pokemon] nut leaf nipple boy

gay

YEEEEAAAHH CHILI !!

I Am Just A Guy

yeah heckle that old man !

a little pain to look unemployable and 50% more gay for the rest of your life

REPLYING TO: “who else can say they got harpooned to death in space” → i mean i hope that’s how i go

freak, party boy, bisexual, new yorker

i wanna see how deep that crevasse goes / tie a camera to some rope and lob that sucker down

banging on my walls do you wanna order some pizza